Ibalon Parody

                 Once there was a peaceful land named Ibalon. Everybody is living peacefully and clean. When suddenly germs attack the whole nation one by one, they spread disease and bury the nation though insanity. The clean houses embrace by dust and there white shirts covered with dirt. The whole nation sobbed for the huge problem and for their hopelessness. They all shout there agony to the sky when suddenly the sky spit a little yellow being with cape.

The yellow being named Baltog, he is well geared with everything. Enough proof to gather the faith of nation. He promises to fight the germs that eating the nation. In his battle with the germs, the germs annoyed by his looks, they are in doubt on what he can make. Because they thought that he is just a sponge with goggles. By their amazement, Baltog dance in front of them that made them asleep. 

When they fall asleep, Baltog slowly shoots out different colors of bubbles that suffocate the hide out of the germs. The germs are frozen by the cold breeze that it spits and fragrant smell that it covers. Baltog, go home and shoot out the whole nation by his gear of bubbles and the nation return from it’s beautiful and clean surroundings.

Baltog marry a woman and live permanently in the land of Ibalon to assure there safetyness. Baltog Wife delivered a child named Handiong. Handiong like his father has a beautiful heart and sympathy with their nation men. Because Baltog is old, the leadership passed to Handiong who right away stand on his assigned task. 

To get the skin of the crocodile, sharks and snakes that living along the river bank of ibalon. They are the pest that scaring the people and push away the natural resources of the river. He broke up an idea to get their skin and use as a secondary source of living. They can manufacture bags and shoes by the use of the skin of those gigantic monsters. Baltog  Baltog succeed on his task and preserve the peacefulness of the Ibalon. Of course the Ibalon preserve its trading basket full and enough for the whole nation. But as time passing by, handiong got bored and weary by the all throughout Ibalon Matters that he needed always to handle or to resolve. When Baltog passed away Handiong found his girl in the burial. It is the Datu dilaw Daughter that living on the west side of ocean. Datu Dilaw doesn’t like Handiong for her daughter because he believes that Dilawata is woman for Allah. That’s why her virginity is destined for Allah on the salvation day. And of course Handiong is living to serve his townsmen. One midnight, Dilawata and Handiong decided to runaway and leave everything in their towns. They will travel to the northern part of the country so that Datu Dilaw won’t find them as well as the Ibalon people. 

The townsmen live in fear once again. They been attacked again by different monster that stealing their harvest, eating there livestock and demolishing their houses

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They kneel once again to the sky they carry everything they have as offering to their God. They grieve for Handiong lost, and ask again for a hero to save them. The sky turns black and made some whirlpool of clouds and in one thunder a new yellow being is spit by the sky. It is Bantong, a cute yellow being who will save the Ibalon. At the moment, blue bread is going to attack the whole nation and Bantong save the Ibalon from its mold.

 Bantong uses a huge Banga to prison Rabut. The nationmen hide in their homes and showed up in the next morning when everything was stable. At their amazement, a huge jar leaks a blue water that smells beer. Bantong carry his cup and fill it with the blue water and drink. And declare that it’s delicious and everybody follows him. They gather all their harvest and make a piging for the return of peacefulness of Ibalon. The piging is made every year. Not only for peace of Ibalon but also in the new discovered beer that can use  in trading of Ibalon.